All Time Record
| 60-45 |
0.571 |
8 |
11703 |
11094 | 2-6 |
0.250 |
887 |
1016 |
All Time Season History
| 2010 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
1636 |
1727.5 | 4 | 0-1 | 78.5 | 132 | North Division Champion |
| 2009 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
1741 |
1740 | 7 | 0-1 | 149 | 163.5 | |
| 2008 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
2 |
1573.5 |
1401.5 | 4 | 1-1 | 227.5 | 278.5 | North Division Champion |
| 2007 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
2 |
1529 |
1479 | 3 | 0-1 | 119.5 | 131 | North Division Champion |
| 2006 | 11-7 |
0.611 |
0 |
1905 |
1704 | 3 | 0-1 | 109 | 120 | North Division Champion |
| 2005 | 11-7 |
0.611 |
1 |
1899 |
1697 | 7 | 1-1 | 203.5 | 191 | |
| 2004 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
2 |
1419.5 |
1345 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent
| Bradley's Byrd Gang | 3-3 |
0.500 |
746.5 |
785.5 |
| Chattanooga Chazwazzers | 3-4 |
0.429 |
755.5 |
789 |
| Damnhotiniraq | 2-0 |
1.000 |
244 |
201.5 |
| East LA Beaners | 2-5 |
0.286 |
800 |
836.5 |
| Horsham Hamburglars | 1-0 |
1.000 |
131.5 |
115 |
| How \'Bout Them Cowboys | 0-2 |
0.000 |
177 |
289.5 |
| Jersey Swamp | 0-3 |
0.000 |
294 |
338.5 |
| Long Island Derails | 1-1 |
0.500 |
202.5 |
182.5 |
| New Kid | 0-1 |
0.000 |
100 |
125.5 |
| Pepe's Crack Hamsters Return | 1-1 |
0.500 |
219 |
198 |
| South Side Shep Squad | 2-4 |
0.333 |
667 |
687.5 |
| The New Jersey Meat Hooks | 2-1 |
0.667 |
321 |
310 |
| Timberdoodle Woodcocks | 11-3 |
0.786 |
1644.5 |
1403 |
| Vick's Dog Fighters | 0-4 |
0.000 |
350.5 |
505 |
| 13Fs in ACUs | 3-0 |
1.000 |
300.5 |
259.5 |
| Bombay Camel Jockeys | 2-3 |
0.400 |
495 |
551 |
| Bone Crushzas | 2-1 |
0.667 |
297.5 |
332 |
| Con Ed black outs | 2-0 |
1.000 |
216 |
146.5 |
| Gotham City "She Said" | 2-1 |
0.667 |
349 |
311.5 |
| Inti Raymi's Cut | 1-0 |
1.000 |
129.5 |
83.5 |
| Jersey Hooligans | 0-1 |
0.000 |
148.5 |
165 |
| Lil\' Jon & The Skeet Skeet All-stars | 1-0 |
1.000 |
151 |
108 |
| Nuclear Mutants | 2-0 |
1.000 |
217 |
162.5 |
| Pepe's Crack Hamsters Return | 11-1 |
0.917 |
1471 |
1070.5 |
| Ridgewood Raging Kitties | 2-2 |
0.500 |
402.5 |
348 |
| Team Squirrely Wrath | 0-1 |
0.000 |
89 |
102.5 |
| The Batwinged Bandits | 1-1 |
0.500 |
239 |
227 |
| The Midwood Moyels | 1-2 |
0.333 |
306.5 |
302.5 |
| Tribeca Thundercats | 2-0 |
1.000 |
238 |
157 |
Team Name History
| Abusers USA | 2004-2010 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Bradley's Byrd Gang | 0-1 |
0.000 |
149 |
163.5 |
| Chattanooga Chazwazzers | 0-2 |
0.000 |
209.5 |
222 |
| East LA Beaners | 0-2 |
0.000 |
166.5 |
272.5 |
| Vick's Dog Fighters | 1-0 |
1.000 |
139.5 |
138 |
| Bombay Camel Jockeys | 1-0 |
1.000 |
103 |
89 |
| Pepe's Crack Hamsters Return | 0-1 |
0.000 |
119.5 |
131 |
