All Time Record
| 62-76 |
0.449 |
11 |
13730.45 |
14572.47 | 4-7 |
0.364 |
1210.09 |
1354.68 |
All Time Season History
| 2017 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1020.52 |
1243.36 | | |
| 2016 | 11-5 |
0.688 |
1 |
1729.79 |
1655.38 | | |
| 2015 | 6-10 |
0.375 |
2 |
1636.82 |
1853.14 | | |
| 2014 | 12-4 |
0.750 |
3 |
2017.32 |
1547.87 | 1 | 1-1 | 329.1 | 242.6 | Spartan Division Champion |
| 2013 | 5-11 |
0.312 |
1 |
1582.66 |
1780.47 | | |
| 2012 | 7-9 |
0.438 |
2 |
1580.12 |
1832.09 | 7 | 1-1 | 204.7 | 239.4 | |
| 2011 | 4-12 |
0.250 |
0 |
1460.52 |
1699.46 | | |
| 2010 | 7-9 |
0.438 |
2 |
1619.7 |
1738.7 | 7 | 0-1 | 84.5 | 94.27 | |
| 2009 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
1083 |
1222 | 8 | 0-1 | 79 | 132 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Camp Jersey 33 | 1-1 |
0.500 |
179.58 |
191.68 |
| Eskimo Bro\'s | 0-1 |
0.000 |
53.03 |
91.4 |
| Fazmanian Devils | 2-6 |
0.250 |
744.82 |
918.33 |
| Fighting Moose Knuckles | 12-5 |
0.706 |
1812.35 |
1749.76 |
| Gridiron Gorillas | 1-0 |
1.000 |
86.12 |
70.37 |
| Juggernauts | 9-7 |
0.562 |
1600.82 |
1708.76 |
| Kielbasa Posse | 6-2 |
0.750 |
843.13 |
738.46 |
| Kiss My Anthia | 5-11 |
0.312 |
1551.55 |
1750.47 |
| Mr. Nice Guy | 5-11 |
0.312 |
1582.09 |
1716.37 |
| nUmBeR wOn | 0-2 |
0.000 |
203.91 |
262.63 |
| Savages | 4-4 |
0.500 |
830.05 |
769.35 |
| Team Lionheart | 1-0 |
1.000 |
100.95 |
95.19 |
| Zoom | 5-4 |
0.556 |
970.68 |
972.26 |
| Badass Beardies | 1-0 |
1.000 |
85.23 |
69.34 |
| Big Macs | 3-4 |
0.429 |
740.24 |
799.28 |
| Blue Giants | 0-4 |
0.000 |
327.39 |
490.9 |
| Box of Rocks | 1-0 |
1.000 |
122.44 |
88.82 |
| Child Please | 0-1 |
0.000 |
88 |
116 |
| Clam Baggers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
235.28 |
211.22 |
| Invisible Swordsmen | 2-4 |
0.333 |
477.94 |
512.24 |
| N.B. Bruisers | 0-3 |
0.000 |
306.01 |
344.41 |
| Skinny Guineas | 2-4 |
0.333 |
580.22 |
668.76 |
| Utah Ski Jumpers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
208.62 |
236.47 |
Team Name History
| Axis Of Ignorance | 2013-2017 |
| Cousins of Crush | 2009-2012 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Fazmanian Devils | 0-1 |
0.000 |
63.22 |
120.96 |
| Gridiron Gorillas | 1-0 |
1.000 |
113.8 |
96.64 |
| Juggernauts | 0-1 |
0.000 |
88.96 |
123.96 |
| Kielbasa Posse | 1-0 |
1.000 |
196.66 |
107.1 |
| Kiss My Anthia | 0-3 |
0.000 |
301.89 |
455.31 |
| Mr. Nice Guy | 1-1 |
0.500 |
220.35 |
211.25 |
| nUmBeR wOn | 0-1 |
0.000 |
109.47 |
124.02 |
| Skinny Guineas | 1-0 |
1.000 |
115.74 |
115.44 |
