All Time Record
| 99-111-2 |
0.472 |
13 |
24581 |
24900 | 28-24 |
0.538 |
6110 |
5983 |
All Time Season History
| 2018 | 5-7 |
0.417 |
0 |
1572 |
1670 | | |
| 2017 | 4-8 |
0.333 |
2 |
1442 |
1528 | | |
| 2016 | 4-8 |
0.333 |
0 |
1226 |
1425 | | |
| 2015 | 8-4 |
0.667 |
1 |
1618 |
1381 | 4 | 1-2 | 454 | 472 | Division 2 Division Champion |
| 2014 | 5-7 |
0.417 |
1 |
1522 |
1561 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2013 | 1-11 |
0.083 |
0 |
1328 |
1732 | | |
| 2012 | 6-6 |
0.500 |
0 |
1426 |
1431 | 11 | 0-3 | 381 | 403 | |
| 2011 | 6-6 |
0.500 |
0 |
1347 |
1403 | 11 | 1-3 | 443 | 527 | |
| 2010 | 5-7 |
0.417 |
0 |
1360 |
1487 | 10 | 1-2 | 307 | 349 | |
| 2009 | 8-4 |
0.667 |
0 |
1385 |
1339 | 3 | 2-1 | 364 | 356 | Division 4 Division Champion |
| 2008 | 7-5 |
0.583 |
0 |
1389 |
1352 | 11 | 1-2 | 302 | 306 | |
| 2007 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
1 |
1766 |
1627 | 2 | 2-1 | 382 | 361 | Division 4 Division Champion |
| 2006 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
2 |
1677 |
1754 | | |
| 2005 | 10-2 |
0.833 |
0 |
1472 |
1279 | 2 | 3-0 | 398 | 336 | Division 4 Division Champion, Conference 2 Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 2004 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
2 |
1951 |
1847 | 7 | 1-2 | 387 | 377 | |
| 2003 | 5-8-1 |
0.393 |
2 |
1216 |
1179 | 8 | 2-1 | 287 | 226 | |
| 2002 | 4-7-1 |
0.375 |
2 |
884 |
905 | 5 | 2-1 | 215 | 277 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Beer Club | 1-1 |
0.500 |
261 |
243 |
| Big Test Icicles | 0-1 |
0.000 |
91 |
162 |
| Dr Whoopass | 8-7-1 |
0.531 |
1592 |
1630 |
| Dragons | 4-7 |
0.364 |
1161 |
1248 |
| Grantsburg Green Hats | 6-6 |
0.500 |
1514 |
1627 |
| Jacked Up | 5-5 |
0.500 |
1302 |
1230 |
| Ladies and Edelman | 1-0 |
1.000 |
154 |
140 |
| Man China | 7-3 |
0.700 |
1313 |
1117 |
| Old Dirty Bastards | 12-5 |
0.706 |
2050 |
1808 |
| Panama City Purple Hearts | 1-0 |
1.000 |
144 |
135 |
| Raising Cain | 1-1 |
0.500 |
253 |
284 |
| Shameless Pursuit of Immediate Gratification | 2-6 |
0.250 |
933 |
1002 |
| Smashville Predators | 5-5-1 |
0.500 |
1178 |
1185 |
| Stiletto Peat Monster | 0-2 |
0.000 |
238 |
268 |
| Thug U | 1-1 |
0.500 |
219 |
309 |
| Toni\'s Tiger | 2-2 |
0.500 |
505 |
556 |
| Upper Midcard Talent | 2-7 |
0.222 |
1062 |
1166 |
| Chemical Castration | 1-2 |
0.333 |
352 |
394 |
| Don\'t H8te | 1-0 |
1.000 |
169 |
64 |
| Gods | 2-0 |
1.000 |
255 |
235 |
| Hippyville Tree Huggers | 2-7 |
0.222 |
847 |
902 |
| Kitty Klaws | 0-1 |
0.000 |
103 |
107 |
| lb Town | 5-5 |
0.500 |
1226 |
1327 |
| Leigh Wood | 0-2 |
0.000 |
146 |
188 |
| Lucky Luke | 1-2 |
0.333 |
335 |
358 |
| Marengo Manslaughter | 5-6 |
0.455 |
1056 |
1198 |
| Michigan Moose Knucklers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
113 |
133 |
| New Sheriff in Town | 0-1 |
0.000 |
106 |
140 |
| Prolate Spheroid | 0-1 |
0.000 |
112 |
124 |
| Roll The Balls Out | 0-2 |
0.000 |
204 |
294 |
| Run-N-Gun | 0-1 |
0.000 |
105 |
115 |
| Slayers of the South | 6-3 |
0.667 |
984 |
859 |
| SoxWin100 | 1-2 |
0.333 |
355 |
355 |
| St Lunatics | 6-4 |
0.600 |
1277 |
1300 |
| Steger Connection | 2-2 |
0.500 |
487 |
455 |
| Texas Powder Hounds | 1-3 |
0.250 |
489 |
520 |
| The J-Team | 2-1 |
0.667 |
416 |
253 |
| Three Inch Fury | 3-4 |
0.429 |
824 |
841 |
| Thundercats | 2-0 |
1.000 |
346 |
285 |
| Who Dey | 1-2 |
0.333 |
304 |
343 |
Team Name History
| Deflate Deez Nuts | 2015-2018 |
| Sammy Watkins' Dreds | 2014 |
| ARod plays 3rd, hits 4th, and pleads the 5th | 2013 |
| IU Jews for Touchdown Jesus | 2012 |
| 8 Mile Road Abandoned Building Avoiders | 2007-2011 |
| General Disarray | 2003-2006 |
| Damnit Stiasny | 2002 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Beer Club | 0-1 |
0.000 |
156 |
181 |
| Dr Whoopass | 2-2 |
0.500 |
421 |
399 |
| Dragons | 3-0 |
1.000 |
345 |
200 |
| Grantsburg Green Hats | 1-2 |
0.333 |
400 |
422 |
| Jacked Up | 1-0 |
1.000 |
147 |
129 |
| Man China | 1-0 |
1.000 |
155 |
102 |
| Old Dirty Bastards | 3-2 |
0.600 |
568 |
518 |
| Raising Cain | 1-1 |
0.500 |
230 |
239 |
| Shameless Pursuit of Immediate Gratification | 2-2 |
0.500 |
450 |
463 |
| Smashville Predators | 0-1 |
0.000 |
109 |
125 |
| Toni\'s Tiger | 0-1 |
0.000 |
110 |
139 |
| Upper Midcard Talent | 2-0 |
1.000 |
301 |
241 |
| Chemical Castration | 1-0 |
1.000 |
114 |
100 |
| Gods | 0-1 |
0.000 |
127 |
143 |
| Hippyville Tree Huggers | 3-0 |
1.000 |
329 |
262 |
| Kitty Klaws | 0-1 |
0.000 |
129 |
142 |
| lb Town | 1-2 |
0.333 |
377 |
383 |
| Leigh Wood | 0-1 |
0.000 |
65 |
124 |
| Marengo Manslaughter | 1-1 |
0.500 |
184 |
260 |
| Slayers of the South | 0-1 |
0.000 |
92 |
108 |
| SoxWin100 | 1-0 |
1.000 |
120 |
104 |
| St Lunatics | 0-4 |
0.000 |
440 |
515 |
| Steger Connection | 2-0 |
1.000 |
207 |
180 |
| Texas Powder Hounds | 0-1 |
0.000 |
131 |
146 |
| The J-Team | 1-0 |
1.000 |
117 |
115 |
| Three Inch Fury | 2-0 |
1.000 |
286 |
243 |
