All Time Record
| 63-28 |
0.692 |
15 |
9820.45 |
8420.15 | 7-5 |
0.583 |
1335.65 |
1179.4 |
All Time Season History
| 2014 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1 |
1435.1 |
1261.1 | | |
| 2013 | 11-2 |
0.846 |
3 |
1559.05 |
1152.7 | | |
| 2012 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
5 |
1540.7 |
1318.45 | | League Champion |
| 2011 | 12-1 |
0.923 |
3 |
1508.95 |
1138.65 | | League Champion |
| 2010 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1 |
1341.95 |
1243.55 | | |
| 2009 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
1 |
1396.2 |
1183.7 | | Lumbergh Division Division Champion |
| 2008 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
1038.5 |
1122 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Children of the Corn | 3-2 |
0.600 |
479.6 |
431.5 |
| He Put Da Team On His Back, Doe! | 5-1 |
0.833 |
745.4 |
503.95 |
| Hedley Lamarr | 5-2 |
0.714 |
782.8 |
730.25 |
| Hulk Holgersen | 6-0 |
1.000 |
654.85 |
509.95 |
| Livestrong | 5-3 |
0.625 |
891.4 |
770.25 |
| Mr. McGibblets | 6-6 |
0.500 |
1334.7 |
1237.5 |
| Prestige Worldwide | 9-3 |
0.750 |
1188.85 |
1040.6 |
| The Majority | 3-4 |
0.429 |
759.25 |
815.7 |
| The Rat Pack | 6-2 |
0.750 |
921.65 |
692.95 |
| Vinegar Strokes | 11-3 |
0.786 |
1463.6 |
1216.05 |
| Wild Hillbillies | 4-2 |
0.667 |
598.35 |
471.45 |
Team Name History
| 'Tis But A Scratch | 2014 |
| Better Call Saul! | 2013 |
| The Ruckus | 2011-2012 |
| Slice of Life | 2009-2010 |
| Dark Helmet | 2008 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Children of the Corn | 1-0 |
1.000 |
125.6 |
77.85 |
| Hedley Lamarr | 2-3 |
0.400 |
511.8 |
581.7 |
| Livestrong | 1-0 |
1.000 |
174.1 |
73.15 |
| Mr. McGibblets | 1-0 |
1.000 |
124.5 |
66.5 |
| The Majority | 0-1 |
0.000 |
113.25 |
125.25 |
| The Rat Pack | 1-1 |
0.500 |
190.25 |
201.5 |
| Vinegar Strokes | 1-0 |
1.000 |
96.15 |
53.45 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Hedley Lamarr | 1-0 |
1.000 |
78 |
52 |
| The Rat Pack | 0-1 |
0.000 |
71.5 |
99.5 |
| Vinegar Strokes | 1-0 |
1.000 |
105.5 |
75 |
