All Time Record
| 147-161 |
0.477 |
21 |
26508.05 |
27323 | 5-11 |
0.312 |
1119.2 |
1294.95 |
All Time Season History
| 2017 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1 |
1637.15 |
1498.6 | 3 | 0-1 | 101.2 | 140.5 | Flat Ball Division Champion |
| 2016 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
0 |
1540.25 |
1664.2 | | |
| 2015 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
0 |
1585.4 |
1561 | 3 | 0-1 | 129.45 | 144.15 | Flat Ball Division Champion |
| 2014 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1 |
1762.45 |
1594.2 | 3 | 0-1 | 92.25 | 102.8 | Deflated Pigskin Division Champion |
| 2013 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
1441.95 |
1845.8 | | |
| 2012 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
1 |
1389.15 |
1663.1 | | |
| 2011 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
1250 |
1481.9 | | |
| 2010 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
1 |
1414.8 |
1480.8 | | |
| 2009 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
1 |
1542 |
1553.35 | | |
| 2008 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
2 |
1409.45 |
1328.45 | 3 | 0-1 | 98.9 | 113.75 | Flat Ball Division Champion |
| 2007 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
3 |
1551.35 |
1449.2 | 5 | 0-1 | 81.9 | 104.3 | |
| 2006 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
0 |
1517.85 |
1537.85 | | |
| 2005 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
0 |
1375.25 |
1286.75 | 7 | 0-1 | 101.5 | 164.45 | |
| 2004 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
1247.2 |
1511.2 | | |
| 2003 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
1028.8 |
1399.6 | | |
| 2002 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
3 |
784 |
692 | 8 | 0-1 | 33 | 81.5 | |
| 2001 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
630 |
785 | | |
| 2000 | 11-3 |
0.786 |
2 |
915 |
714 | 1 | 3-0 | 185.5 | 108 | Deflated Pigskin Division Champion, League Champion |
| 1999 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
678 |
705 | 6 | 1-1 | 179.5 | 111.5 | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 1998 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
671 |
669 | 6 | 0-1 | 24 | 87 | |
| 1997 | 11-3 |
0.786 |
2 |
673 |
567 | 2 | 0-1 | 39 | 94 | Deflated Pigskin Division Champion |
| 1996 | 11-3 |
0.786 |
3 |
464 |
335 | 2 | 1-1 | 53 | 43 | Punctured Porkrind Division Champion |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Gooeyducks | 11-14 |
0.440 |
2096.2 |
2205.95 |
| Heifers | 14-11 |
0.560 |
2330.55 |
2305.15 |
| Humuhumunukunukuapua`a | 2-0 |
1.000 |
234.8 |
137.15 |
| Monsters | 11-7 |
0.611 |
1785.9 |
1721.4 |
| Penguins | 3-6 |
0.333 |
981.1 |
1127.05 |
| Sidewinders | 4-8 |
0.333 |
1311.75 |
1388.1 |
| Snakes | 10-9 |
0.526 |
1533 |
1512.15 |
| Sockeyes | 10-12 |
0.455 |
1802.45 |
1757.7 |
| Steelheads | 7-11 |
0.389 |
1927.45 |
1895.4 |
| Tailkickers | 8-8 |
0.500 |
1680.15 |
1751 |
| Tomlin Is No Yoda | 1-0 |
1.000 |
100.9 |
98.55 |
| Tyee's | 5-5 |
0.500 |
1130.45 |
1096.2 |
| Tyrannosaurs | 9-16 |
0.360 |
2234.35 |
2577.8 |
| BallBusters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
54 |
80 |
| Comics | 3-0 |
1.000 |
104 |
90 |
| Corpses | 4-4 |
0.500 |
400 |
385 |
| Dead Wolf | 2-0 |
1.000 |
126 |
59 |
| Geckos | 5-8 |
0.385 |
887.9 |
907.05 |
| Herrings | 10-12 |
0.455 |
1770.15 |
2024.1 |
| HugeBallers | 6-8 |
0.429 |
1509.35 |
1636.3 |
| Klansmen | 2-3 |
0.400 |
211 |
235 |
| Klingons | 2-2 |
0.500 |
176 |
192 |
| KO's | 1-0 |
1.000 |
52 |
33 |
| Mammoths | 2-2 |
0.500 |
175 |
169 |
| Schmidt | 2-0 |
1.000 |
64 |
41 |
| Scorpions | 2-5 |
0.286 |
513.15 |
582.3 |
| Slumlords | 9-4 |
0.692 |
807.15 |
777.95 |
| The Omen | 0-2 |
0.000 |
110 |
128 |
| The Smash | 1-3 |
0.250 |
360.3 |
399.7 |
| Whetdog | 1-0 |
1.000 |
39 |
10 |
Team Name History
| Beachballs | 1996-2017 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Gooeyducks | 1-1 |
0.500 |
138.75 |
112.8 |
| Humuhumunukunukuapua`a | 0-1 |
0.000 |
101.2 |
140.5 |
| Sidewinders | 0-1 |
0.000 |
81.9 |
104.3 |
| Sockeyes | 1-0 |
1.000 |
86.5 |
64 |
| Tailkickers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
98.9 |
113.75 |
| Tyrannosaurs | 1-1 |
0.500 |
135.5 |
180.45 |
| Corpses | 1-0 |
1.000 |
117 |
48.5 |
| Geckos | 0-1 |
0.000 |
33 |
81.5 |
| Herrings | 1-3 |
0.250 |
268.45 |
328.15 |
| Slumlords | 0-1 |
0.000 |
39 |
94 |
| Whetdog | 0-1 |
0.000 |
19 |
27 |
All Time 3rd Place Records by Opponent
| Klansmen | 1-0 |
1.000 |
74 |
67.5 |
