All Time Record
| 81-62-1 |
0.566 |
22 |
19370.15 |
18752.1 | 13-5 |
0.722 |
2529.87 |
2308.47 |
All Time Season History
| 2009 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1749.85 |
1727.8 | 3 | 0-2 | 222.1 | 342.35 | South Division Champion |
| 2008 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
2 |
1791.7 |
1760.2 | 7 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2007 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
2 |
2038.15 |
1884.95 | 1 | 2-0 | 286.85 | 252.8 | West Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2006 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
3 |
1789.5 |
1787.45 | 4 | 3-0 | 475.05 | 377.6 | League Champion |
| 2005 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
0 |
1737.3 |
1744.7 | 9 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2004 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
3 |
2110.14 |
1850.69 | 4 | 2-1 | 459.1 | 447.82 | |
| 2003 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1298.3 |
1679.56 | 11 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2002 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1 |
1806.43 |
1630.21 | 5 | 2-1 | 403.77 | 416.9 | |
| 2001 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
1 |
1428.78 |
1685.54 | 11 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2000 | 11-2-1 |
0.821 |
5 |
2068 |
1766 | 1 | 1-1 | 268 | 240 | South Division Champion |
| 1999 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
5 |
1552 |
1235 | 3 | 3-0 | 415 | 231 | League Champion |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent
| Argues Army | 4-6 |
0.400 |
1290.52 |
1394.08 |
| Canadian Geese | 6-3 |
0.667 |
1291.19 |
1261.6 |
| Capital Punishment | 8-8 |
0.500 |
2221.7 |
2115.71 |
| Cripple Fight | 0-2 |
0.000 |
173.3 |
275.6 |
| Lakeshore Fighting Cocks | 7-6-1 |
0.536 |
1952.84 |
1884.56 |
| Menace to Sobriety | 4-0 |
1.000 |
639.1 |
513.1 |
| Polish Avengers | 4-3 |
0.571 |
895.24 |
844.29 |
| Portage Enforcers | 9-7 |
0.562 |
2092.4 |
2086 |
| Red Zone | 2-0 |
1.000 |
306.15 |
279.3 |
| Shetland Ponies | 7-8 |
0.467 |
2006.98 |
1920.75 |
| Stephayn Doppelgangers | 8-7 |
0.533 |
1881.5 |
1970.17 |
| Air Force | 7-3 |
0.700 |
1441.83 |
1404.76 |
| Cowgirls | 6-2 |
0.750 |
998.78 |
844.9 |
| Easy Ryders | 1-1 |
0.500 |
263.79 |
286.48 |
| Fargin Iceholes | 2-0 |
1.000 |
307 |
207 |
| GOAD Ver 2 | 2-0 |
1.000 |
332 |
182 |
| Killer BBs | 4-6 |
0.400 |
1275.83 |
1281.8 |
Team Name History
| Amish Beavers | 2006-2009 |
| Bald Beavers | 2005 |
| Amish Rakefighters | 2002-2004 |
| PC Load Letter | 2001 |
| Milwood Mayhem | 1999-2000 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Argues Army | 2-1 |
0.667 |
404.85 |
432.14 |
| Canadian Geese | 0-2 |
0.000 |
297.12 |
378.5 |
| Capital Punishment | 1-0 |
1.000 |
129.31 |
102.25 |
| Lakeshore Fighting Cocks | 2-1 |
0.667 |
385.7 |
395.15 |
| Polish Avengers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
121.5 |
162.45 |
| Stephayn Doppelgangers | 2-0 |
1.000 |
314.95 |
230.78 |
| Cowgirls | 1-0 |
1.000 |
129 |
62 |
| Easy Ryders | 1-0 |
1.000 |
173 |
78 |
| Fargin Iceholes | 1-0 |
1.000 |
113 |
91 |
| Killer BBs | 3-0 |
1.000 |
461.44 |
376.2 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Cripple Fight | 1-0 |
1.000 |
125.7 |
121.2 |
| Polish Avengers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
252.55 |
215.55 |
| Portage Enforcers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
125.65 |
100.9 |
| Air Force | 2-1 |
0.667 |
372.55 |
427.28 |
| Cowgirls | 0-1 |
0.000 |
123.12 |
131 |
