All Time Record - Since 2005
| 35-34 |
0.507 |
6 |
8307.48 |
8552.12 | 5-2 |
0.714 |
490.9 |
531.7 |
All Time Season History - Since 2005
| 2009 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
2 |
1854.8 |
1745.2 | | |
| 2008 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
0 |
1455.5 |
1659 | 9 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2007 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
2 |
1765.2 |
1577.3 | 2 | 1-1 | 279.7 | 280 | Spades Division Division Champion |
| 2006 | 8-8 |
0.500 |
2 |
1965.1 |
1957.2 | | |
| 2005 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
1266.88 |
1613.42 | | |
| 2004 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | 1 | 1-0 | 0 | 0 | League Champion |
| 2003 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | | |
| 2002 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | | |
| 2001 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | 1 | 1-0 | 0 | 0 | Winner Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 2000 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | | |
| 1999 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | | Winner Conference Champion |
| 1998 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | 1 | 1-0 | 0 | 0 | Winner Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 1997 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent - Since 2005
| Degenerates | 7-2 |
0.778 |
1099.22 |
1038.24 |
| Dr. Jellyfinger | 3-4 |
0.429 |
936 |
926.74 |
| Fitz-Hume's Posse | 4-3 |
0.571 |
795.44 |
830.6 |
| JIMBONEU | 0-7 |
0.000 |
697.78 |
1000.06 |
| Krusty's Klowns | 1-1 |
0.500 |
242.5 |
207.5 |
| Large Sack | 4-2 |
0.667 |
761.64 |
701.86 |
| Massholes | 0-5 |
0.000 |
565.74 |
693.4 |
| Naked Lunch | 3-2 |
0.600 |
615.32 |
672.48 |
| No Talent Pole Smokers | 3-2 |
0.600 |
621.3 |
626.24 |
| The Shiznit | 4-2 |
0.667 |
790.86 |
716.16 |
| World of Pain | 3-3 |
0.500 |
658.2 |
619.06 |
| Beloved Aunts | 0-1 |
0.000 |
79.98 |
158.08 |
| That's Just Wrong | 3-0 |
1.000 |
443.5 |
361.7 |
Team Name History
| 8 Ballers | 1997-2009 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent - Since 2005
| Dr. Jellyfinger | 1-0 |
1.000 |
139.8 |
123.7 |
| Fitz-Hume's Posse | 0-1 |
0.000 |
90.6 |
147.2 |
| Krusty's Klowns | 1-0 |
1.000 |
120.6 |
104.5 |
| Large Sack | 0-1 |
0.000 |
139.9 |
156.3 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent - Since 2005
| Degenerates | 1-0 |
1.000 |
130.7 |
123.1 |
| Dr. Jellyfinger | 0-1 |
0.000 |
107.22 |
121.1 |
| Fitz-Hume's Posse | 1-0 |
1.000 |
111.6 |
74.3 |
| Massholes | 1-0 |
1.000 |
148.02 |
136.58 |
| World of Pain | 0-2 |
0.000 |
199.3 |
270.4 |
All Time Records by Opponent - Other Games - Since 2005
| Degenerates | 1-0 |
1.000 |
127.28 |
95.86 |
| Dr. Jellyfinger | 1-0 |
1.000 |
148.8 |
114 |
| The Shiznit | 1-0 |
1.000 |
154.9 |
99 |
